Shaved Ice Paladin


made a small mistake on his German exam.


made a small mistake on his German exam.

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Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

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And this next award goes to my mom for being the biggest cockblock in my life


this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

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youre gonna look so godamn cool

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old mcdonald had a farm e i e i o and on that farm he did your mom e i e i ooooh burn

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my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard

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True peace is that moment during a storm when you drive under a bridge


I just
I can’t believe how beautiful this world is

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