Shaved Ice Paladin

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youre gonna look so godamn cool

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old mcdonald had a farm e i e i o and on that farm he did your mom e i e i ooooh burn

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my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard

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True peace is that moment during a storm when you drive under a bridge


I just
I can’t believe how beautiful this world is

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where are the cheesy bites


Feel obliged to reblog all ice cream related posts onto my dash

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i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.

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Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

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This is the best Sailor Moon cosplay we’ve ever seen. (via)

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